A Letter To A Thief

And so i went to my friends most anticipated wedding, the wedding i changed return ticket for to loss my phone! Now am sad. One Scumbag, one nonentity, one loser, one unattractive bastard, thought to steal my joy at the event, an event that was going to rank my most happiest moment so far this year. As i was jumping up and down with joy that my darling friend has gotten married, the low life decided to take my iphone6 and took with him all the special moments in photo that i was hoping to share with you guys. Am still sad because of the pain i felt when i wanted to take more photos and reached for my phone but couldn't find it. 

THIS IS TO HIM/HER:  

As you stole my moment of happiness at that event may you see no happiness in your life.

As you stooped that low to steal an ordinary phone in a big wedding like that, may you continue to remain low like a popper, very low under my feet as long as you don't return that phone.

Starvation is yours.

Hunger is yours. 

As you have made me disappoint my readers who were waiting anxiously for those photos, may you meet disappointment all the days of your life.

If you don't steal regularly may you start stealing for a living still you meet your doom.

May you never be gifted a phone by anybody all the days of your life.

You will never ever, in fact your next generation will never afford a phone. 

As i felt sadness may you feel same sadness at every event you attend or any crowd you find yourself.

As you shamelessly stole that phone may Shame be your portion forever amen.

If you are a female , all your boos will be stolen from you same way and your wedding will never hold until you confess.

Bitch if you took that phone, am way above you and will continue to be still thy kingdom come

May the God of the fatherless, God of the motherless continue to judge you as you have done this.

I pray that new things will never come your way AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN!!! 

Just so you know, its not about the phone, its about the stress of changing passwords, hacking probabilities, retrieving of documents. the way and manner the  phone was stolen etc

My new phone is arriving first thing Monday morning but am gonna still track your ass and amma shit on you bitch!!!
Between the picture above is the only photo i managed to lay my hands on..how do i look?.. :)