Is this the funniest break-up text ever?

 

Girl receives text listing the bizarre reasons he's dumping her after just SEVEN weeks of dating.

 

A 30-year-old man's break up text to his girlfriend of two months has gone viral after he listed six reasons why they should stop dating.

 

The man, whose name appears to be 'Bobo', claimed that the Sydney woman was 'rude to my cat and that makes me uncomfortable'.

He was also unimpressed by her habitual use of foul language, saying: 'Your swearing is unladylike'. See the full text after cut...